Actually, this will be the first post in which I don't include a broader look at life related to the topic. Today's topic is...
Stupid word of the day: Fatman - (Proper noun) - Like Batman, only less batty, and more fatty.
One of my friends and I came up with this one day at school, and ever since, we have been coming up with villians for Fatman to fight, all of them about one letter off from the names of the Batman villians. Included below is the most complete list, with the name of the character and a brief description.
Fatman - fat rich guy by day, fat caped crimefighter by night, his powers include immense weight and the ability to swing massive rolls of fat at people. He is almost immune to health food and other such weapons, which are often employed by the likes of....
The Poker - Fatman's arch nemisis, the Poker is utterly unpredictable; he can't even get the meaning of his name straight. Sometimes, he will make fatman engage in a high-stakes game of Texas hold'em, while at other times, the thing he seems to enjoy as a villian is poking people. Sometimes captured and used as a bargaining chip during the Poker's poker games is...
Bobbin' - Fatman's sidekick, a high-schooler who involuntarily bobs his head up and down like the guy in the Pepsi Max commercial whenever he puts on a cape. It is unclear what purpose this serves, which is why Fatman eventually hired a new sidekick named...
Bitewing - yes, that is the thing the dentist puts in your cheek to get an X-ray. He is also the lesser known of Fatman's sidekicks, but is the most powerful, possessed with X-ray vision and extreme durability against saliva. Neither of those powers, however, will save him from...
Scare 'Fro - basically a scary guy with big hair, which he uses to store all sorts of aerosol cans, some of which are harmless haircare products, and others of which have more sinister uses. These, however, would be useless if he ever came into a confrontation with...
Mr. Peas - once harmless Dr. Peaze, he enjoyed a steady job researching peas at the university, until one day, the fat-logo in the sky distracted him during the middle of a crucial part of an experiment. The equipment exploded, and Dr. Peaze found himself stuck with a condition that could only be cured by eating peas three time a day for thirty-five years, wearing a special suit. He vowed that one day, Fatman would share his veggie-induced misery, and will go to any lengths to make sure that it happened. Even more sinister, however, is...
Poo-face - a disgusting villian, with dog poop covering his face. All of his crimes are related to poop, as are those of...
Scat-woman - also a scatological villian, Scat-woman dresses up in a brown suit to steal important poop-related artifacts, such as Thomas Crapper's first indoor toilet, or the silken toilet paper of Persia. She isn't nearly as sinister, however, as...
Killer Frock - once a slightly eccentric performer who insisted on dressing up completely in period wear, now the scourge of antique gentlemen's clothing shops everwhere, Killer Frock was already on the run at the end of his acting career, after a scandal surfaced from his shadowy past. It was Fatman who gave the police the information they needed to close the case, and also Fatman who caused the explosion that grafted the Frock Coat he was wearing as he fled the theater to his body. Killer Frock has had a vendetta against fatman ever since.
The Piddler - do we really need to explain it?
Gray-face - He, uh, yeah, well, he has a gray face. I guess we didn't think that one out.
That's all for now!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment